So, last night, I was a bit bored...
...So I messed with Super Secret Settings until it was upside-down view, inverted my mouse, put my sensitivity on hyper speed, went into f5 view, and went onto quake pro FOV... (Normally don't use quake pro.)
...I picked a random server, paying no attention to the amount of players in it...the game started just fine, but only a few seconds before pre-game ended, I noticed something...It was somehow just me and one other guy, the rest lagged out or disconnected. (I swear, I didn't intend on this. I wanted a proper game, lol.)
...I run to corn, fumble on the chests a bit trying to get my cross-hair over them...and the first one I check had a stone sword.
I simply ran at the only other guy, who, after taking two hits by my sword, gave up and sat there to let me kill him.
...In other words, completely solo, the help of no friends and getting the last kill myself instead of the server disconnecting him, I won the game in 15 seconds with every hinderence to my characters capabilities I possibly could have given myself.
...I really wish I could have reacted to noticing it was only one other guy in the game in time. I didn't have time to open fraps. ._.