MCSG Or Minecraft Jokes

[Gamer101luke]

I know theres probably something like this that im too lazy to find but im making this anyways.

Post:
1. A Joke about MCSG or Minecraft
2. A funny route from a game
3. A funny occurrence on MCSG
or anything else

Once i was playing a game and some dude killed me. He had a stone sword. He made a gold sword. He died. When he died he said "That doesnt make sense i got more hits and i had a better sword"

Few games later dude has a diamond sword and no armor i had full iron and a wood sword. You know the rest.

 

[ShaunDepro]

Baccas

There's the joke.

 

[Gamer101luke]

Baccas

There's the joke.

TRUE DAT

 

[Plg21]

The green party.

 

[MJM239]

What is a Survival Games tribute's favorite brand of toilet paper?

Bounty.

Lolololololololol...

 

[Billa]

"How good are you?"

"Around LeafyGreenTea standard."

 

[Captain Dak]

Someone in the lobby says "GUYS OMG BAJAN IS ON US4" and 10 people with 0 points leave.

 

[BlackHead]

I died because of hunger in Teweran 2...

 

[Kraken]

I died because of hunger in Teweran 2...

You can't die of hunger on minecraft....

 

[ShaunDepro]

You can't die of hunger on minecraft....

You can die 'because' of it though, the inability to sprint and being crippled down hearts.

 

[RaddishDew]

"You can't die of hunger"
Technically, in hard mode you can die of it.

 

[SilverJakler]

I had a lovely chat with someone in SG4 on the Tier 2 Crane by the Train Tracks. I had a Leather Hat, Golden Chestplate and Wooden Sword while he had a Leather Hat and Chestplate and a Stone Sword. I was minding my own business making my way to the Tier 2 on the far side of the crane, but then the other gentlemen spotted me while he was on the hill to the back of the crane area, and shot an arrow at me. Luckily it missed and I backed up just out of the reach of his fishing rod, which he tried to push me off with. The conversation went like this:

Me: Hello.
Him: Hi.
Me: You're just wasting your time, you should be getting other stuff. (It was still early in the game)
Him: But I want your stuff.
Me: Then we're gonna have a problem.
Him: Yeah, so just die already.
Me: After you, fine sir.
Him: No I insist.

And then, after a long pause, I made a mad dash for the Tier 2, got everything from it (mostly food, which I really needed at that time), but then he pushed me off with his Fishing Rod and I fell. I was at half- health after the fall, so I decided to run, regroup my thoughts and HP. Then near the Radio Tower I turned around, shot him with a well placed arrow, fought and killed him. I later went on to dominate pretty much everyone in the match, but that fight was probably my favorite of the whole game. XD