Survival Games Stories

[Ember]

Everyone has those moments. That game where you knock someone with full iron armor off a cliff with your fists after being afk for 10 minutes. That game where you get axemurdered by a total noob despite how good you are. That game where you drown because you're trying to talk to your horrible teammate that you decided you wanted to help out in lobby. This thread is both for those crowning moments of awesome and those pitiful moments of failure.

And yet there's no thread for this. WHAT IS THIS MADNESS? MCSG NEEDS THIS THREAD. And no, this isn't a clone of the screenshot thread, because most of us are just too darn stupid to take a screenshot until the greatness is over.

Here's my best one:

My braggart of a cousin (he's 5 years old) came over from Canada a few months ago. My aunt was fawning over him ("oh, look, isn't he so smart?") and he was bragging and trash talking us and I was getting really tired of it. I invited one of my friends on over skype and we brainstormed to find something that he couldn't do. After one stupid mishap (I gave him my old GBA and some mario game, and HE BEAT THE LEVEL, WITHOUT HAVING ANY EXPERIENCE ) we decided to have him do a Survival Games. I showed him the game and then immediately threw him into a server.

As expected, he wandered around like a lost little kid trying to figure out the controls. The game started and he still hadn't figured out how to sprint. He managed to get away from corn (the map was SG2) and run around in some building. Nothing eventful happened, and he only found one chest (with nothing useful in it, i think it was feathers and food.) This went on for like ten minutes, refills happened. And by that time he had figured out a lot of the game.

Some guy came out to hunt him. The guy only had leather armor and a wood sword, but my friend and I were laughing. After trying to punch him to death, my cousin ran away from the guy and just ran around the building like an idiot. I remember that we started trashtalking him at this point using his own words. He got mad, turned around, and punched the guy out of the building. Then he climbed down the vines and got his stuff.

Deathmatch happened a few minutes later. I think he'd figured out by then that he had no chance in regular combat, so when it started he just ran around corn like an idiot. The other two started fighting, and I guess he noticed that going outside of the arena made you die by lightning. One person won, started shooting at my cousin, and eventually started chasing him after he ran out of arrows. He stalled, running around the very edge, and then punched the guy out of the arena. He got stuck behind a tree and died by lightning.

tl;dr: my 5-year-old cousin got me my 20th win in his first game of minecraft ever.

Okay, your turn: What stories do you have of past glory and shame?
(Apologies if this thread already exists, for the life of me I couldn't find it.)

 

[MetagrossVSwablu]

One time on breeze island, back when I was still a noob, I was going through the crevice between the mountains with a strait running through it. This guy with a stone sword and gold/chain armor attacks me, but I managed to subdue him my stone axe, and take all his stuff. Passing around a mountain, I spied a team of 2 at the foot of the mountain. I thought I was screwed, but I noticed they were having a bow battle with someone on top the mountain. I decided to join the bow battle from my angle (they've yet to spot me). I was shooting the shooter at the bottom with charged shots, and he kept thinking it came from the guy up top. Eventually they kill that guy, but I kill the shooter. His teammate runs off, so I go for the stuff. I suit up and the teammate comes back, who I choped to bits.

 

[iDufferz]

One time, I won a game.

 

[Assasinator25]

I won against a guy who had full iron armor and diamond chestplate and diamond sword with my Diamond Pickaxe and Gold Armor it was on SG4

 

[PUR3SK1LL7]

It was refill time on TSG 1. I was up at the dragon, and I looked down towards corn - a team of four, all nearly full iron armour and stone/iron swords swords. I crapped myself. I was equipped with the good ol' Leather/Gold/Chain armour. They saw me, and I ran down the mountain past them into corn. I could make a diamond sword. Quickly, I jumped into the corn water and made my Diamond sword. One of them was incredibly quick - 20 blocks ahead of the rest of the team. He came up to me and hit me off, back into the water, I had a bow and 40 arrows, so I jumped into one of the big water pools.

I shot the first guy that jumped in after me, and I killed him. 1 down. After a minute of ice skating, I finally ran onto land. I turn around, and see two of them, the third guy 30 or so blocks behind. I have taken out many teams of two in the past, so I thought I'd give it a shot. I hit them for a few seconds and go down to 1.5 hearts. I ran.

I had made some ground on them through doing some nice parkour mountain-climbing. I turn and shoot and hit one of them. He didn't eat. In the whole chase! 2 to go. I finally had the chance to eat, also, so I keep running, and heal up to about halfway.

In TSG 1, there is those two mountains with a valley in the middle. When I hit the hilly part, I killed one of them with the diamond sword. 1 more troublemaker. I continue up the mountain, and finally, I see a flatter area. There is a water pool, about 7 blocks radius. I jump to the middle, turn, pull out my bow, and do the rapid fire thing. I get him down to about 2 hearts, and he runs. You cant strafe on ice, so I shot him 2 more times, and he died. I quickly put on the armour - full iron, and run to corn.

Refill was there, and I jumped into the central water pool. There was a team of two underneath, and I kill them both. 5 diamonds total, I check the last 3 chests and I get two diamonds. I managed to make diamond pants.

Deathmatch was a fairly average one, The one guy with full iron, another with full gold/leather/iron armour, and me, diamond sword, full iron armour, diamond pants. Boom. I kill the guy with full iron quite easily, and I see the leather guy running for the hills. I shoot him once and steal his points, just before he dies from lightning. I won, and it was the best game I'd ever played.

Thanks for listening to this massive narrative. You can write a lot about one game of MCSG. That's why it's so entertaining and fulfilling. Thanks to all the Mods, Owners, Devs and, of course Chad.

 

[Hovic]

So the story goes:
I was on SG 4 and there were 8 plaeyers, 2 of which were me with my friend, we decided to ffa and not team up. So my friend when to Airfields and a 3 team kills him. I go to my route and I get nothing. So my friend says there is a team of 4, I thought he was kidding, but just 20 seconds later I see them. So I see one guy coming at me with a iron chestplate, all I needed to be full Iron. So this guy that I killed had a diamond so I went to make a dia sword. Now it was just me VS the 4 team. So I go up the level of the chockpoint. I go up and the team followed me. I took 2 of them out with my bow and then one of them came up (They were all full iron, 2 with dia swords and 2 with iron swords) So 2 died because of my bow shots, and one successfully comes up. I get him on fire and I murk him, the last guy is alive full iron and dia sword. I went into DM without a rod and 5 hearts, I hot him like 5 times and then he was low, I got him on fire and killed him, then they all hackusated me XDDDDDD (They were all Turks too, EU is full of them ;-; )

 

[TheRealOG]

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[Ceroria]

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