Excerpts from the MCSG Bible:
- Moses's Exodus with the Jews happened on Freeze Island
- Samson's strength didn't come from his divine hair. It came from a sword of +7 Knockback
- The Three Wise Men brought the newborn Jesus a gift of Frankincense, Muir, and a Gold rank.
- Jesus walking on water caused him to be banned for 7 days.
- Judas betrayed Jesus for 30 Iron ranks.
- The Ten Plagues of Egypt were actually just a game of Quarter Quell
- The Garden of Eden was just the first Hub.
- Heaven, Hell, and Earth are just different lobbies of the same Hub.
And, of course,
- Chad is God. For the first 6 days, he made MCSG, and he saw that it was good. On the 7th day, he got so many report abuses and ban disputes that he had to rest.
Yup, just like they teach in Sunday School
which I never attended.