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[HalfSquirrel]

I GOT MAI ROCK SOLID BEEF STRIPES FROM MAI CORNUCOPIERS AND AS I BIT INTO THEM I NOTICED THAT THEY TASTED LIKE POO, AND UH AND UH THEN I WENT AND LOOOOKED FER A CHEST BUT UH BUT THEN A WARRIOR WEILDING A LARGE AND HEAVY SHRAPENED WOODEN FRAGMENT BEAT ME TO DEATH AGAINST A ROCK AND THEN PISSED ALL OVER MAI DEAD BODIE.

;_;

This made me LOL so much

 

[Plg21]

I UHUHUHUH UH UH UH STEPPED UH OFF THE PLAT UH FORM AND I UH BLEW UP AND UM.....

 

[schnikes]

This made me LOL so much

I thought that that was one of the spazziest and weirdest posts I've ever posted. Like after I posted that I'm wondering why I posted that but you know I try

 

[HalfSquirrel]

I thought that that was one of the spazziest and weirdest posts I've ever posted. Like after I posted that I'm wondering why I posted that but you know I try

Whenever I post like a paragraph I start ranting and get completely off topic. After a while I even forget what I was originally saying

 

[Sir Royal]

You guys, cut **** And get back on topic. you guys are being immature and not funny.

 

[Krafty]

The air smelled or victory, looking at my opponents I knew I was going to win. I saw the look in their eyes, the fear coursing throug their bodies. I on the other hand have trained all my life for this, I knew the risks, I was prepared.
I hear the countdown and start to grin. Everyone else looked grim, like they wanted to die already.
10...9.....8....7
My heart started to pound, eyes focused on that bag 'o loot I was focusing on...
6.......5......4.....3....2
My whole life, trained for this moment...
1........
AND THEN I LAGGED OUT.

 

[Billa]

AND THEN I LAGGED OUT.

Story of my life.

 

[Valethar]

I was born.

 

[Billa]

I was born.

An amazing moment. :')