Darkrais 1337 OMG pro HAX guide to not getting kicked by donors.

[darkai202]

Simply play on AU, we have hardly any donators.

Never once in my whole MCSG lifetime have I seen an AU server full with donators. Not even half a lobby...

1337 leet skillz rite here guize

 

[darkai202]

Gus job guise, ur doing it rite!1!1!3371

 

[loic1212]

But i haz de lagsz inn AU!!1! And my finger got stuck in a cavia because the instructions weren't clear enough.

 

[darkai202]

But i haz de lagsz inn AU!!1! And my finger got stuck in a cavia because the instructions weren't clear enough.

Seriously:

I play with 1000 MS, all you cuties with 2 MS complaining about lag, stop it.

Non-Seriously:

nu de instrctuns wer fien11!1 u wer ment to get ur fingar stuk

 

[RC_4777]

Well I did this and I wound up exploding my state.
Great Guide 10 out of 10.

 

[omega_moon]

Okay, I got to step 22... um I am at machu pichu with the celling fan. I also have a ton of explosives. What do i do now?

 

[darkai202]

Okay, I got to step 22... um I am at machu pichu with the celling fan. I also have a ton of explosives. What do i do now?

oke wel ur amost der1!1!

nao u jus hav 2 bui durki dimond donator

 

[omega_moon]

oke wel ur amost der1!1!

nao u jus hav 2 bui durki dimond donator

Okay, so I built the derpy diamond donator statue and loaded it with my explosives... but, do I fire it off before or after I execute the prisoners I got in step 14? Maybe I should let the half breed robot wolves I created in step 17 sing to them while being fired off with the rocket and kill the hostages with the flying octoshark's laser eye beams. Yeah, that is it.

 

[Radu526]

Okay, so I built the derpy diamond donator statue and loaded it with my explosives... but, do I fire it off before or after I execute the prisoners I got in step 14? Maybe I should let the half breed robot wolves I created in step 17 sing to them while being fired off with the rocket and kill the hostages with the flying octoshark's laser eye beams. Yeah, that is it.

dat text xD

 

[Nadare]

I'm not entirely sure what to do once I'm at the part with the "banana challenge".
Am I supposed to throw it into the pond or use it to operate the abacus?
Pls get back to me on this, the chihuahua is nibbling.

 

[omega_moon]

I'm not entirely sure what to do once I'm at the part with the "banana challenge".
Am I supposed to throw it into the pond or use it to operate the abacus?
Pls get back to me on this, the chihuahua is nibbling.

No, you need to feed to banana to the radioactive squirrel and then use the banana peel's yellow color to intensify the glare from the sun. Hope this helps.

 

[Nadare]

No, you need to feed to banana to the radioactive squirrel and then use the banana peel's yellow color to intensify the glare from the sun. Hope this helps.

I think I skipped a step, the squirrel died in the turbines about 2-4 steps ago. Any replacement tips?