How to Get Away With Water-Walk Hacks (Super Serious Guide)

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Joel/MadDawg

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Lately, people have been stopping me on the street and have been asking, "Joel, could you please tell me how you manage to get away with hacking?" At first, I managed to ward the crowds off. But recently I haven't been able to walk from my house to my car without getting mobbed by people wanting to learn my ways. So with great gusto I finally present you with the comprehensive step-by-step guide to getting away with water-walking.

1. Buy a minecraft name along the lines of "iamjesus" or "jesusisme".

2. Install water-walk hacks.

3. Join a game of mcsg and proudly use your hacks.

4. When someone accuses you of hacking just say, "I am Jesus, and Jesus walks on water."

This works like a charm every time :D

credit to @ZaneTheSloth for the idea

(Sarcasm)
 

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