The Kind of PvPer I Am

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Burtry

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Ok, so, I have two different kinds of PvP personality. I'm bi-polar.
First personality
-This occurs when I get less than 7.5 hours of sleep the night before, or if it's 3 am, or if I'm overheated, or if I smell bad, or if my legs itch. In this personality, I
-Yolo all the time
-Abandon my chest route once I get a weapon and try and take out people with way better gear.
-Am extremely inaccurate in sword-fighting
-Forget that I have fire
-Never can take out teams
-Rage. I rage so much.
-Win about 1 in every 6 or 7 games
Second personality
-This occurs when I get more than 7.5 hours of sleep the night before. Usually I am like this between the hours of Whenever I wake up-Whenever I eat lunch. In this personality, I
-Am very cautious with my decsion making, I play it safe
-Always go my full chest route
-Am extremely accurate and fast-clicking
-Always use fire
-Can take out teams, no problem
-Don't rage when I lose, I just say "better luck next time"
-Win about 1 in every 2 or 3 games.
That's me, yay.
We da same
 
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Lululioness

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1) I suck at PvP
2) I suck at PvP
3) I suck at PvP
4) I suck at PvP
5) I suck at PvP
6) I suck at PvP
7) I suck at PvP
8) I suck at PvP
9) I suck at PvP
10) I suck at PvP
11) I suck at PvP
12) I suck at PvP
13) I suck at PvP

No but seriously.

1) I like to YOLO (attack regardless of my armor)
2) I like to play offensive, not defensive.
3) I love playing long maps!
4) I'm good with the bow at long range... but not short range ;-;
5) I can't block hit properly.
6) I just play even if there's someone with like 5 million wins.
7) I always talk to myself saying stuff like: "GET WRECKED KID" or "OOOO KILL EM" to make myself feel good at PvP.
8) Whenever I join a MCSG server when I'm going solo, I check the maps first, then if the maps are bad, I leave. If they're good, I stay.
9) When I'm with yoobie we only play maps I know well.
10) I like to fight teams. Even though I'm bad at it.
11) I suck at fair 1v1s... lawl.
12) Yoobie is better than me and it makes me cry.
13) Once yoobie and I fought a team on Vida Cova. I got them to low health than died, and she finished them off. She had full iron armour, iron sword. There were 3 people left not including her. She climbed up vines to get to a chest to empty stuff into. When she jumped down, she missed the vines and fell to her death. Guess what the other people had? Leather armour.
 
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1) Sometimes rage
2) Sometimes not rage
3) Food
4) Fire
5) Sucky bows
6) Noob
7) i liek tems (wen i on tem)
8) I almost cursed on this one. I don't know what got into me.
9) Sometimes abandon chest route to go somewhere random.
10) Win only.
11) Lose also
12) Funnel cake
13) Yell random crap when I'm not on the forums during lobby
14) Only play small maps liek SG4, Solar Frost, etc
15) Only play big maps when I'm not lazy
16) Force Ask people nicely to play with me (ToeKnee :p)
17) Listen to moosik
18) I don't think this is personality...
19) Whatever
20) More about me
21) Wow
22) I'm running out of ideas
23) Happiness
24) Constant betrayal
25) 2 tribute dm is the best
26) I think I'm done here
27)
 

AlgerWaterlow

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Are you saying it's not murder if you are killing a male? Thats more sexist then killing them using only fire.

Wow, that came out melded. I accidentally combined the "I can't kill specifically females" with "have a hard time killing anyone" thought from the post before that.

Clarification: I prefer not killing anyone. Case and point, I'm that guy in full iron and diamond sword running around the edge of the map, going out of his way to avoid fighting.

EDIT: For the Jensen Ackles reference >>> <3
 

Billa

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If I don't win my first game of the day, I'm annoyed for the rest, even if I do win another 20 or so times. If I win my first game, I'm extremely happy and win more frequently.
 

BitoBain

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1. When I first start playing, everything has to be perfect. Only the Minecraft window can be open. My desk has to be completely cleared and clean.
2. I usually spectate one or two games before playing one and annoy the fellow spectators a little. "Ooooh what a baaad boy." "He's gettin rekkked by dat bacca!"
3. I join one of the higher numbered servers always.
4. I never quit a game because I don't like the map, but I won't play Lobby Games because I have 1/2 fps on it and I won't play Boombeard until they fix all the horrible horrendous issues on that map.
5. I will team with a variety of people, most often people who have played a couple hundred games, but still haven't gotten the hang of it.
6. I always say something annoying in pregame.
7. I /stat everyone with over 1000 points sometime in lobby, pregame, of midgame.
8. I go most of my chest route most of the time.
9. I only get mildly annoyed by big teams and hackers, and I mutter weird insults at them IRL. Occasionally I try to get hackers reported, sometimes I just hope someone else will do it.
10. I frequently forget that I have some secondary weapons and use only my sword.
11. My strongest point by far is bow. I move in very strange ways at times so that people are boggled and cannot shoot me.
12. I'm pretty bad at taking down teams, I either go nuts with the sword and hope for the best, just run for a long time, or light myself on fire.
13. Whenever someone is acting really cocky or like a jerk I rub it in if I kill them. If they weren't acting that way, I say nothing at all.
14. How well I've done previously that day has little effect on how I perform in the current game. I don't really get psyched out.
15. I don't shake anymore!
16. If someone chases me for a long time but I somehow gain the advantage, I chase them for a really long time. Otherwise I don't do long chases.
17. I tend to be good with fns.
18. I tend to be truly awful with the fishing rod, mostly because my internet cannot handle it.
19. I blockhit in strange situations.
20. I'm not the best strafer.
21. I find water fights pretty chill and fun, especially when they don't know I have arrows.
22. I like to kill baccas.
23. Watermelon.
24. I like to break all the leaves and grass at corn.
25. I wish I could plant seeds.
26. I keep gold nuggets even though they are pretty much pointless unless I get a lot of both gold and carrots.
27. I've always wanted to get full diamond armor in MCSG.
28. I frequently kill myself by knocking myself off a cliff or ladder with a fishing pole.
29. I really hate how after I lose a game I see people in the hub saying "IS BAJAN ON???? WEN WIL HE BE ON???" or "JOEY IS DOING A LIVSTRem!!!!!11" This is one of the few things that really makes me angry.
30. I often win games that I don't think I should win, then lose games I should win.
31. I never say GG.
32. Well, I should probably stop now...
 

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