Best excuse for betraying somebody

[jefeperro]

i usually say something like you should have teamed with me

 

[Jjppoohhnn]

My sister did it! Ahha

 

[BritishShoop]

I dont make an excuse.
I just say "gg get rekt ez stemrol"

 

[Tacoface1234]

"I wanted to win"

 

[dq]

xDD

 

[Shaunypie87]

When I see someone with stuff I need I say "Quick! Kill me, my mum is raging at me for not being off!" And they come towards like "YAY FREE KILL!!!!!!!!!!" Annnnnd when they come up to me, FnS and then they are dead.

 

[Chaos_Slayer_]

So sorry, I am watching the benja play.

 

[SixZoSeven]

I was given orders from my boss.

Dave

 

[Damoisawesome]

I slipped and fell.

 

[BlueHeron]

I think you lagged out.

 

[TOXICWASTEII]

"My mouse spazzed out."

 

[Shaunypie87]

"I was twerking on my mouse and I didn't realise it was facing you."