Darkrais 1337 OMG pro HAX guide to not getting kicked by donors.

[Radu526]

I think I skipped a step, the squirrel died in the turbines about 2-4 steps ago. Any replacement tips?

Well while I was trying to save the squirrel from the turbines, she borned a baby so I saved the baby which is made out of little obsidian rocks and lava pouring out of it, then Chewbacca came and ate it, so I need a replacement too...................

 

[omega_moon]

I think I skipped a step, the squirrel died in the turbines about 2-4 steps ago. Any replacement tips?

Well while I was trying to save the squirrel from the turbines, she borned a baby so I saved the baby which is made out of little obsidian rocks and lava pouring out of it, then Chewbacca came and ate it, so I need a replacement too...................

Hmm.... That's a tricky one. I think the best way to get a replacement is to kill spiderman with the remote/flamethrower thing. Make sure he is burned to a crisp. Then feed the crisps to a kangaroo. Then you have to choices. The easy one is to just throw it into radioactive waste. The hard one is to call back up the assassin from step 5 and get him to frame the russian ambassador causing them to declare war on each other. The first place the Russians will hit will be hiroshima, so be sure to put the kangaroo there. When the war ends when the country Chad steps in to help, go back and you wil have your squirrel.

 

[Matt_The Dreamer]

Ok then...

 

[Radu526]

Hmm.... That's a tricky one. I think the best way to get a replacement is to kill spiderman with the remote/flamethrower thing. Make sure he is burned to a crisp. Then feed the crisps to a kangaroo. Then you have to choices. The easy one is to just throw it into radioactive waste. The hard one is to call back up the assassin from step 5 and get him to frame the russian ambassador causing them to declare war on each other. The first place the Russians will hit will be hiroshima, so be sure to put the kangaroo there. When the war ends when the country Chad steps in to help, go back and you wil have your squirrel.

Everything was working well untill Russia got hit by a deadly plague and everyone died, any other easy ideas?

 

[Nadare]

Hmm.... That's a tricky one. I think the best way to get a replacement is to kill spiderman with the remote/flamethrower thing. Make sure he is burned to a crisp. Then feed the crisps to a kangaroo. Then you have to choices. The easy one is to just throw it into radioactive waste. The hard one is to call back up the assassin from step 5 and get him to frame the russian ambassador causing them to declare war on each other. The first place the Russians will hit will be hiroshima, so be sure to put the kangaroo there. When the war ends when the country Chad steps in to help, go back and you wil have your squirrel.

All went fine, but instead of Chad, I ended up with an allegiance with Turkey, and I don't think I can make fullest use of their resources. Any advice on maximizing profit from this alliance?

 

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[RC_4777]

I think I skipped a step, the squirrel died in the turbines about 2-4 steps ago. Any replacement tips?

You could also use a HalfSquirrel

 

[HalfSquirrel]

You could also use a HalfSquirrel

I am available to do such things!

 

[omega_moon]

Everything was working well untill Russia got hit by a deadly plague and everyone died, any other easy ideas?

Then you just have to wait until the zombie plague arrives wiping out the other deadly plague, sorry man :/

 

[omega_moon]

All went fine, but instead of Chad, I ended up with an allegiance with Turkey, and I don't think I can make fullest use of their resources. Any advice on maximizing profit from this alliance?

Just kill them all, I am sure Chad will step in if you do, and if they don't you'll have to use the mind control satellite beam from step 21 to trick Kony into gathering a Chad2013 youtube megahit video, which will then force Chad to play their hand. Tell me wether they do as I stated they would or attack canada with their tunneling submarines. If they do attack then just be sure to call up the canadian secret aluminate sector and warn them.

 

[Nadare]

Just kill them all, I am sure Chad will step in if you do, and if they don't you'll have to use the mind control satellite beam from step 21 to trick Kony into gathering a Chad2013 youtube megahit video, which will then force Chad to play their hand. Tell me wether they do as I stated they would or attack canada with their tunneling submarines. If they do attack then just be sure to call up the canadian secret aluminate sector and warn them.

Canada took care of it, but now I'm left without American support. There's nothing shielding me from German abuse. Should I accept the help of Japan, or hold out for Russian resistance?

 

[HalfSquirrel]

Canada took care of it, but now I'm left without American support. There's nothing shielding me from German abuse. Should I accept the help of Japan, or hold out for Russian resistance?

Now you use the Time Machine from Step 6 and go back to when you were 4 years old and kill your parents.