Okay, so me and my friend lil_chamona were playing on Sg1 and we found these 2 people in the water with nothing. I said "I got this" and swam out for them. But as i got closer they just stood and watched. so, i stared back. One of them went underwater to type for like 30 seconds (almost drowning to death) and it came up as "run" I was like, "It takes you 30 seconds to type 3 letters?" They didn't respond. When they got to land they ran 10 blocks to a bridge and help shift like to hide. you couldn't miss them if you were blind and dizzy. I said "Here" and gave them some chain and gold armor and stone and iron swords. They didnt put them on until i said "put the armor on" they slowly put each piece of armor on then they said , "team?" I just kinda stood there thinking 'I just gave you guys enough loot to kill any enemy that comes, and you haven't realized were a team yet?' But as I was about to give up on them a guy with no armor and a wood sword came down. He started beating the Good out of the strongest looking one and a bit out of the other. I realized the 2 noobs were almost dead so i went over and hit the enemy 3 times and he died. about 10 seconds after he died the noob said "team?" ... he was trying to ask the attacker to team with him. wow. I decided to leave them and go back to corn because chests were about 2 minutes until refill. 4 people left. Me, lil, and team noob. When i made it to the middle i saw lil and i saw "There are 2 noobs left, i let them live" and he said "why?" so i said "because they are the most noobiest noobs i have ever seen and this is there only chance to win." and he said "no way, they can't be that bad." I tried convincing him but he wouldn't listen. "You already have 180 wins" I said. "But i think your just doing this so you can win so you will only be 10 wins behind me." he answered. So, i made up a plan. "You and me will fight now. If I win, i get my way, if you win, you get your way." So we began to fight and i was at 1 heart (i believe he was at 2) so i whipped out my flint and steel and when i died he burned to death. Only the team of noobs remained. Deathmatch started and they stood looking at eachother until deathmatch ran out. No winners. Stupid noobs.
