Fight the person above you- Minecraft style

[LINK5527]

Simple forum mini-game, sorry if I posted this in the wrong section of the forums, I'm new to these forums, but here are the rules.
-Rules-
The person above you will have attacked the person above them, it has to be realted to Minecraft.
Then, you make a post attacking them, someone will attack you, etc...
You show how you would react/ defend yourself, then attack the person above you.
Example- Please don't go using Chuck Norris or Batman- Minecraft related.
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I'll start-

I walked in your house and spawned 20 Blazes in your house, I walled you in with bedrock and you had no potions, no swords, and no water.

 

[Ikubi]

Some circle strafing and the blazes are goners.

I trick you into looking 10 endermen in the eyes.

 

[Stijn]

This should be moved to forum games.

 

[Daalexantor]

I'm wearing an enderman head, they don't notice me.

You face the wither boss with only a wood sword and lether armor. Nice knowing you.

 

[Vaangel]

I cut off your little emo hair with an iron sword and laugh at you...

 

[Habberz]

I put my cap on and say "No matter! I always wear a cap!" and my Level 9000 Charizard kills you.

I look down at you, and feel you heart, and it's gone.
I see you respawn in the distance, I set up a bedrock room. No one, superman, batman, spiderman, no one in the whole world, can get in, and your stuck there, getting shot by arrows, dieing every minute, and no way to escape.

Thread closed.

Also, look up the Pokemobs mod
I told you, it is Minecraft :3

 

[Ikubi]

NoCheat detected your level 9000 Charizard and deleted it and you been deopped due to admin abuse.

Now it's murder time.

 

[Habberz]

No matter! I have a level 369 Charizard! Which does the exact same. Before you murder me, again, you die, and get trapped in the bedrock I have. Admins re-op me, and laugh at your face.

We then setup a arrow dispenser trap in there.

 

[ejegun]

NECCCCCCCCROOOOOOOO

This is the biggest Necro I've ever done!

You know you can get in trouble for that?

 

[Dah_Hobbit]

NECCCCCCCCROOOOOOOO

This is the biggest Necro I've ever done!

It is against the rules to necro. Please don't do it.

 

[The Arena Master]

NECCCCCCCCROOOOOOOO

This is the biggest Necro I've ever done!

 

[Vaangel]

R.I.P Saucy.
Banned for necroing so hard.