How to: become lord of noobs

[Turnip]

Keep it up.

 

[YoungWolfyy_]

give ech 3 cocked fish

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[soggypickle]

I don't know what emotions I'm feeling. I'm laughing and crying at the same time. Is this what it feels like to die?

 

[The Arena Master]

Another great story from Mr. Reco!

 

[Dusk]

i luv ur storis <33

 

[BlueHeron]

Lik dis if u cri erry tim

 

[PanFlake]

The grammar Nazis disapprove.

 

[duckluv321]

This made the story, omg. This is now my new phone background

 

[jefeperro]

One day us12
I was about start game sg1
I notice that there team of 3
first I'm like "crap big team"
But then listen to there Convo when lobby
Notice all are about 15 point and talk about nooby strategizing
They all real noob
I note other noobs in game ass well
Ok easy game I think
Once in game half game done i am to surprise the team three still live
some other noobs live to
I have pretty good item, I have much food, like a ton food
I find team 3 and they all have noob stuffs
I think most armor one had leather boot
I follow them round, try to ambush
One notice and say "heyy buddeh you want sum team?"
Guess they to noob to run and relise I stalker
I say no but say I friend and not go kill them (ill have know I are player of my word)
They keep ask me for foods
They are begger
I resist while but eventuly give in, give ech 3 cocked fish
They so happy
We best frinds now
I say 'i see around but want go.'
They say 'kthxbi"
Apparently they went round in game and tell bunch other people how I give foods
Don't care
After while walking I see other player noob I see in lobby
I just try avoid think he not see me
After another while walk I get jump
It that other noob!
He get ton hit on me with stone sword
I'm low health badly
He run away after I hit him few time with smaking stick
I'm walk away from there and run to team of noob I saw earlyer
I tell them I get bet up buy some guy named trevor2001
They Pissed at guy
They say bye and wish me luck in game
No one ever seen trevor again
I am the don of mcsg

the force is strong with this one.

 

[GoofyHD]

Wow... just... wow

 

[Br00k]

 

[Turkeystar]

You should really read that over again cuss of your grammar, but I still like it a lot!