How to get rid of nooby teammates.

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AwesomnessFace

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Do you have a team that always gangs you up? Kills you in DM no matter what policy you have? Well, this is the guide to killing nooby teammates.

Rule 1- Pick em off 1 by 1.
To do this you say you need only 1 person beside you and say you're gonna try and kill some powerful person. Never EVER attempt this while in teamspeak. The person getting killed by you can warn your teammates and they will turn on you.

Rule 2- Never give them your goodies!
If they want our stuff just to kill you, burn it or throw it in lava. Just get rid of it.

Rule 3- The "accidental" cliff fall.
This one almost always works. Get them near a cliff, and when they're near the edge. Push them off using a rod or fist. Recommended for 2 people at a max.

Rule 4- send them on missions while you get the refill!
Get the refill. Send them on a mission before that.

Rule 5- get rid of your bounty.
Most people team only to get bounty from you. Lose it.

Rule 6- gain their trust.
Save them or something. Then kill them.

Rule 7- sit out their fights.
This one is important. If you do 1v1 in your team DM, you must be on sidelines while others fight. Once one is eliminated you drop in and deliver the death blow.

Rule 8- ignore this rule.
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So that's how you outsmart your own nooby teammates. Keep in mind ONLY use this if you have disrespectful teammates. Or if you feel they are forming alliances on you.
This is also a good way to get yourself banished from a clan.

-this works for me, If you use this guide correctly you have a chance of it working with you as well.-

Thanks! AwesomnessFace
 

Zeno

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I never knew you had such intricate plans for betrayal, Face....
 

AwesomnessFace

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Nah. Just used to it. I get stuck with nooby teammates daily. They don't realize I can hear them while I have my mic muted. Then I kill them with skillz.
 

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