ratchetxtreme
Tribute
- Joined
- Aug 8, 2013
- Messages
- 16
- Reaction score
- 70
>Be me
>Walking down Rooster Avenue
>See SlasherXtreme
>i spek to him in turd-chicken voice
>"HiSlshr"
>He looks at me with "dahell this kid on" face
>I'm embarrassed
>I let out a mighty cluck-roar
>Full chicken mode engaged
>I Hen-House kick him so hard in the parts that there is no doubt that Slasher Jr. won't be born
>He falls over in pain and I nearly vomit at the sight of what I think is his pulverized chicken-junk but more so looks like a processed puppy chow
>He pulls stapler out of his buns
>WTFdidIjustsee.jpg
>He hurls stapler at my face at speeds previously unheard of to man
>I fall backwards and continue to cluck
>I shall not give up
>I am Ratchet, lord of the hens
>With my strength and spaghetti hands I rip the stapler out of his scrawny hands and staple our beaks together
>DahellDidIJustDo.png
>He starts trying to run away and finds himself outside a building
>All the sudden I see him open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk
>The Dinosaur
>Walking down Rooster Avenue
>See SlasherXtreme
>i spek to him in turd-chicken voice
>"HiSlshr"
>He looks at me with "dahell this kid on" face
>I'm embarrassed
>I let out a mighty cluck-roar
>Full chicken mode engaged
>I Hen-House kick him so hard in the parts that there is no doubt that Slasher Jr. won't be born
>He falls over in pain and I nearly vomit at the sight of what I think is his pulverized chicken-junk but more so looks like a processed puppy chow
>He pulls stapler out of his buns
>WTFdidIjustsee.jpg
>He hurls stapler at my face at speeds previously unheard of to man
>I fall backwards and continue to cluck
>I shall not give up
>I am Ratchet, lord of the hens
>With my strength and spaghetti hands I rip the stapler out of his scrawny hands and staple our beaks together
>DahellDidIJustDo.png
>He starts trying to run away and finds himself outside a building
>All the sudden I see him open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk
>The Dinosaur
