Noobiest noob quotes

[FireBat]

"team plz i fan!"

 

[csy393]

"Team"
When there's two people left in dm.

 

[WertQuadNine]

McNoobNoob: ''Say tiger for team!!''
wert9999 (me): ''Lion.''
McNoobNoob: ''Ok wert, we are team.''

 

[Enderdude878]

"Skype team?"

Every time I hear this I want to take my computer, set it on fire, punch straight through my screen, throw it at my neighbors house, and bang my head on my desk until I internally bleed.

Ouch.

 

[patrickfalcon]

noob_guy: patrickfalcon07 team?
patrickfalcon07: no srry i dont normally team
noob_guy: everyone kill patrickfalcon07!
patrickfalcon07: why do u want to kill me?
noob_guy: because u didnt team with me
patrickfalcon07: i bet i can kill u first
noob_guy: no u *#!^ &$&hole
patrickfalcon07: ok try me

there is (30) minutes till death match

noob_guy has died
(23) tributes remain

patrickfalcon07: heehee

the games has ended! patrickfalcon07 has won the survival games

(spec chat)

(34) noob_guy: what the $^@# that jerk

 

[Turnip]

noob_guy: patrickfalcon07 team?
patrickfalcon07: no srry i dont normally team
noob_guy: everyone kill patrickfalcon07!
patrickfalcon07: why do u want to kill me?
noob_guy: because u didnt team with me
patrickfalcon07: i bet i can kill u first
noob_guy: no u *#!^ &$&hole
patrickfalcon07: ok try me

there is (30) minutes till death match

noob_guy has died
(23) tributes remain

patrickfalcon07: heehee

the games has ended! patrickfalcon07 has won the survival games

(spec chat)

(34) noob_guy: what the $^@# that jerk

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[cooperluff1]

-Noob joins game-
Noob says: "Vote for (insert map here) and I'll let you kill me!"

really are you serious not joking

 

[Lively]

noob_guy: patrickfalcon07 team?
patrickfalcon07: no srry i dont normally team
noob_guy: everyone kill patrickfalcon07!
patrickfalcon07: why do u want to kill me?
noob_guy: because u didnt team with me
patrickfalcon07: i bet i can kill u first
noob_guy: no u *#!^ &$&hole
patrickfalcon07: ok try me

there is (30) minutes till death match

noob_guy has died
(23) tributes remain

patrickfalcon07: heehee

the games has ended! patrickfalcon07 has won the survival games

(spec chat)

(34) noob_guy: what the $^@# that jerk

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