*One Month Iron Donor Contest*Give me the most random paragraph you can possibly think of

[billyguy1]

I am not want donor
If I not donate why call me donor
Also I not like silver color

gg

 

[Turnip]

I blearily woke up, I could see the potato through my nostrils. I chased it, and chased it, but it wouldn't stop. There was no hope, the fox was going to eat my unborn child. My only hope was to find the un-godly tablecloth. Searching far and wide, I twerked nonstop until I found a large diner called Sally's Seafood. One tablecloth in there looked un-godly, so I ripped it off a table. An elderly woman saw me and beat me with a baseball bat. The tablecloth had a knife on it, and while I tried to escape, it entered my arm. Bleeding orange juice all over the place, I found a talking escalator, he healed me, but then, I tripped. I fell all the way down the stairs. I smashed into the fox. His name was Uncrowdedflyer5 I tried to run, but my nostrils kept looking back, the way his fox eyes darted around were quite seductive. He ate my unborn child, and I cried. Hot chicken soup ran down my face and I pondered my defeat. I just gave up and went home. I played HungerCraft for 500 straight hours. Then, another fox came, his name was piranga he then began to eat me. Once he gnawed my legs off, he left and I played more Hunger Craft. 70 years later, both foxes returned to finish the job.

The end.

By the way, this is for a friend.

 

[Flyer]

I blearily woke up, I could see the potato through my nostrils. I chased it, and chased it, but it wouldn't stop. There was no hope, the fox was going to eat my unborn child. My only hope was to find the un-godly tablecloth. Searching far and wide, I twerked nonstop until I found a large diner called Sally's Seafood. One tablecloth in there looked un-godly, so I ripped it off a table. An elderly woman saw me and beat me with a baseball bat. The tablecloth had a knife on it, and while I tried to escape, it entered my arm. Bleeding orange juice all over the place, I found a talking escalator, he healed me, but then, I tripped. I fell all the way down the stairs. I smashed into the fox. His name was Uncrowdedflyer5 I tried to run, but my nostrils kept looking back, the way his fox eyes darted around were quite seductive. He ate my unborn child, and I cried. Hot chicken soup ran down my face and I pondered my defeat. I just gave up and went home. I played HungerCraft for 500 straight hours. Then, another fox came, his name was piranga he then began to eat me. Once he gnawed my legs off, he left and I played more Hunger Craft. 70 years later, both foxes returned to finish the job.

The end.

I love you. Totally making one of these, I need iron donor.

 

[qwErtyVAsdfghN]

If you could, would you mind finding the story somewhere else and Pming me the link?

I saw it in a Barnes and noble.

 

[Unuxon]

I saw it in a Barnes and noble.

Ok, Thanks he will be disqualified.

Just so everyone knows i will disqualify, If i want to, I was recently 2v1ed and tryharded by a person that entered the contest and their teammate, It's one thing to 2v1 but to target me when their are multiple other solo players that they purposely passed just to target me is very annoying, and ruins the game play.

 

[mtgriffin1]

One Day i was at home biting my toenails.Then a tomato came over to me and said why you doing that?
Its bad for your health.Then I said Well too bad. The next day I was biting my fingernails.A potato came over and said OMG NO DONT BITE YOUR NAILS! I said too bad. The next day I blew up in a necleur explosion in my stomach! the end

 

[William]

When I woke up this morning, I felt really dizzy and didn't remember a Good. But luckily for me, I had the secret door to Narnia. When I walked throught it, throught the Megan Fox pictures I suddenly knew what I had been doing. I had went ice skating with Brad Pitt's wife. I usely do it casually from time to time, but I seem to have a problem to meet Dora the explorer in Narnia with Miley Cirus. It makes me angry to think that me and her worked as partners! I can't belive I was such a fool letting her cook the meal while I was gone ice skating!! I claim her for making up Good music and she let me meet Justin Bieber. That was a moment I won't forget until I have made pancakes with brocoli. And that makes me remember i shot my self with a lazer gun I recevied by Obi Wan Ken Obi last friday. So, basically im in heaven taking a Good with Eminiem and 50 cent which I enjoy.


Good=Sheit. Censouring

 

[BlazeMaster]

Once upon a Bacca, there was an Alpaca sitting in a tree. This Alpaca was unlike any Alpaca, as he was shaped like a platypus. His name was also unlike any other, his name was..Igloo! On that day, he came across a cow sitting on the tree next door. Igloo said "Hello!" with his British accent. But the cow turned around, pulled out a parachute, and flew off. This was the first living thing Igloo had come across in weeks, as all the pigs in the village were turning into Green things that looked like walking cactus. They were called Creepers by the locals, but the scientists called them "ékri̱xi̱ to̱n choíro̱n" (Meaning Exploding Pigs in Greek)and they were killing all the villagers. At that very moment Igloo jump out of his tree, pulled out his jet back, and launched into the air to follow the cow! Out of nowhere a herd of flying German Shepherds ate the cow. Igloo was so mad that he threw his jet back at the herd of dogs and it exploded! As all the gore came flying at Igloo, he opened his mouth for those delicious hot dogs! Before chewing he waited for the Ketchup to enter his mouth! As he fell through the air, he remembered he had bought some wings at Walmart! He put those on and he enjoyed a tasty meal in the air. Later that day, he came across an African Elephant. The elephant had a Raven on one tusk, and a giraffe on the other. Igloo ran up to the Elephant and greeted him. Unlike the Cow, the Elephant said "Hello, my name is Hippo, would you like to eat some fried crackers?" Igloo agreed and he sat down on some dead horses and eat his snack. When is came night, the Creepers started to ooze out of the ground. Igloo found a big Woolly Mammoth, killed it and cleaned the insides. At that he slept in the animals stomach, using the bones as support. He went and found a Dodo bird, killed it and stuffed it to use it as a pillow. When Igloo woke the next morning, he found his mother in his new found home. He was shaped like a whale, so she had a hard time walking. The last memory of his mother was when she killed his best friend's sister's son's aunt's grandmother's brothers' father! So Igloo pulled out a Tomahawk and threw it at his mom. But she dogged it! So he pulled out his Desert Eagle and shot her, but she ate the bullet! He was now desperate so he pulled out his trusty nuke and threw it in the stove, only later realizing that that would kill him too! He tried to get it out of the stove but it was too late...! BOOOOOOOOOOOM!
The End.

 

[ExKing]

This will be a challenge.

 

[Unuxon]

To be honest out of the entry's that are in right now i'm deciding between two. Can't tell shhhhh.

 

[Zyinth | Bilzy]

To be honest out of the entry's that are in right now i'm deciding between two. Can't tell shhhhh.

How will we know if we win? Will we get a PM.

 

[Unuxon]

How will we know if we win? Will we get a PM.

Yes, But entry's are still open.