What's the most common excuse to avoid a ban?

[Captainrockon]

Chad hacked me it was him not me D:

 

[Coast]

"that screenshot is edited!

 

[SixZoSeven]

 

[Coast]

"IT WAS LAG!"

 

[ulthar]

oh, Nodus is against the rules? But I've seen people use it, it's not like you have an advantage or anything, maybe YOU should get banned for Optifine &%$#

 

[EzSp]

But Benja uses BSM?

 

[DJ Kitty]

Leafy's on my account

 

[DAL_9000]

It was lag

 

[BritishShoop]

I never do it agan plsno ban i hav donro and i didnt no it was aganst the ruls

 

[47knight471]

Pls giv me anuthr chnce i sowwy

 

[MVPThomas]

Nobody said anything about not using xray

 

[Gustyy]

I'm not LeafyGreenTea!!