What's the most common excuse to avoid a ban?

[EagleMan]

I didn't know there was a mod on.
Plz I fan no ban plz i buy donerz

 

[Gravey4rd]

Um, I'm a girl! Works ever time.

True story, someone actually tried this once but that didnt stop my ban hammer!

 

[RC_4777]

True story, someone actually tried this once but that didnt stop my ban hammer!

So, just like in the Gravey4rd Song. /ban noob lying

 

[Rebound4]

I actually don't know how to install texture packs ;-;

 

[Gustav Mahikano]

iv u dunt unben mi and giv bak mai muney becuz i dona i wil cal da poleese and sue u chad

 

[BlazeMaster]

./w SHHH I gives you free Hell Games slot! SHHH

 

[Benkeeper]

./w SHHH I gives you free Hell Games slot! SHHH

Bro. I won the Hell Games. GOML. XD

 

[ulthar]

I heard a guy say this OMG AIMBOT IS NOT A HAX IT JUST HELPS ME HIT CUZ I LAGG CANT U AKKEPT THAT B*TCH!?!?!?! WHY SHOULDNT U B BANNED FOR OPTIFINE? IT GIVES U AN ADVANTAGE 2!!! OMG I CANT USE MODS THAT IMPROVE MY SKILL HERE? F*CK MCSG IMMA TRY THE HIVE
Once again, I heard this legit, and SOrreh for the caps

 

[Fnnythe3hd]

"i asked my mom she sad it good"

 

[BlazeMaster]

Bro. I won the Hell Games. GOML. XD

No I let you win. I lagged the other tributes because my favorite show is Ben 10.

 

[Benkeeper]

No I let you win. I lagged the other tributes because my favorite show is Ben 10.

Dammit! xD you ruined my dreams!!!

 

[Halo_0]

I was only testing it D;