Ever let a noob get his/her first win?

[RC_4777]

I tried to today, we died unfortunately. If people are like, "you won? i've never won..." I'll sometimes ask them if they want to team.

 

[inconceivable81]

A noob needs to be guarded 24/7, other pvpers aren't their only enemies, their worst enemies are they themselves

 

[Ender_Harold]

Okay, so me and my friend lil_chamona were playing on Sg1 and we found these 2 people in the water with nothing. I said "I got this" and swam out for them. But as i got closer they just stood and watched. so, i stared back. One of them went underwater to type for like 30 seconds (almost drowning to death) and it came up as "run" I was like, "It takes you 30 seconds to type 3 letters?" They didn't respond. When they got to land they ran 10 blocks to a bridge and help shift like to hide. you couldn't miss them if you were blind and dizzy. I said "Here" and gave them some chain and gold armor and stone and iron swords. They didnt put them on until i said "put the armor on" they slowly put each piece of armor on then they said , "team?" I just kinda stood there thinking 'I just gave you guys enough loot to kill any enemy that comes, and you haven't realized were a team yet?' But as I was about to give up on them a guy with no armor and a wood sword came down. He started beating the Good out of the strongest looking one and a bit out of the other. I realized the 2 noobs were almost dead so i went over and hit the enemy 3 times and he died. about 10 seconds after he died the noob said "team?" ... he was trying to ask the attacker to team with him. wow. I decided to leave them and go back to corn because chests were about 2 minutes until refill. 4 people left. Me, lil, and team noob. When i made it to the middle i saw lil and i saw "There are 2 noobs left, i let them live" and he said "why?" so i said "because they are the most noobiest noobs i have ever seen and this is there only chance to win." and he said "no way, they can't be that bad." I tried convincing him but he wouldn't listen. "You already have 180 wins" I said. "But i think your just doing this so you can win so you will only be 10 wins behind me." he answered. So, i made up a plan. "You and me will fight now. If I win, i get my way, if you win, you get your way." So we began to fight and i was at 1 heart (i believe he was at 2) so i whipped out my flint and steel and when i died he burned to death. Only the team of noobs remained. Deathmatch started and they stood looking at eachother until deathmatch ran out. No winners. Stupid noobs.

That's the saddest story I've ever heard...

 

[JokersMaze]

I keep the stats page open. If they don't attack me and have 0 wins, I'll let them punch me.
Then I walk out of spawn and let the thunder kill me.

 

[Billa]

Well I've been nice enough to give a noob a major advanatge like full iron armour diamond sword, and I'd have like stone sword leather armour and I'd still win. .-.

 

[inconceivable81]

Weird way to die... Almost makes me consider you a noob

 

[inconceivable81]

Well I've been nice enough to give a noob a major advanatge like full iron armour diamond sword, and I'd have like stone sword leather armour and I'd still win. .-.

I can fist fight my friend against his diamond sword, but the armour has to be fair

 

[BritishShoop]

oh...
I find the ones who say 'Team?' before I kill them, usually they're up above, where I cant reach and I say 'sure' and drop a weapon as bait, they come down and i say 'you lead the way' and once they have their back turned BAM! Sword through the chest.
I then proceed to laugh rather hard, I have an 'evil' laugh naturally so its kinda appropriate. to relay this to my victim I just type 'MUHAHAHAHAHAHA'
I'm a cold, heartless Im insulting someones family and I should feel bad, I know XD
Helluva lot of fun though...

 

[Trinnn]

So touching Haha

 

[Captain Dak]

An example of my meanness was yesterday on solar frost, first I had this guy following me asking for a team and as soon as I got a sword I killed him, and later in the game this steve with some nice armor on ended up surviving a huge bloodbath at the corn and he asked me to team when I was the only other person left, so I agreed and asked if he could give me a chestplate (I had none). So while he was getting it out of his inventory for me I killed him

 

[TheRandomMan1000]

An example of my meanness was yesterday on solar frost, first I had this guy following me asking for a team and as soon as I got a sword I killed him, and later in the game this steve with some nice armor on ended up surviving a huge bloodbath at the corn and he asked me to team when I was the only other person left, so I agreed and asked if he could give me a chestplate (I had none). So while he was getting it out of his inventory for me I killed him

That's horrible xD.
I've never helped a noob win, I'd like to though. I can never team in lobby ever since we got the fyre/new lobbies. Hell, I haven't in-game teamed since beta! I don't want to turn this into a whole debate about the community, but I don't like the current noob community.....

 

[JaysWing]

Whenever I team with people who have few wins (less than ten), I usually let them win the game.