Noobiest noob quotes

[Lululioness]

Noob: lulu howd u get the pink name an why u only hav 30 pnts thats nooby
Me: *check's the noob's stats, he has two wins* I got it from being friends with staff.
Noob: o so like mods an admns?
Me: Yes, and don't call me a noob I have more wins that you >.<
Noob: no i have 50 wins
Me: Uh no... I can check that, quit lying. Look: /records [Noob'sName]
Noob has left the server.

 

[Flyer]

Noob: Hey [Insert what ever mod was there], how do I get moderator?
Mod: You apply on the forums.
Noob: What's a forums?

 

[Floodplain]

"alt + f4 for diamonds and swords at start.." that trick used to work 2 years ago.....

 

[inconceivable81]

"Incon! Do alt+f4"
"No"
"Incon! Do /kill to check your kill stats"
"No"
"Incon! Do ctr+w"
"Why?"
"So my friend can play!"
"Ok"
*Leaves in Pre-Game"

 

[iDufferz]

plz team i fan

also this guy made a thread say "how to play here?" and it said:

I would to play here, but i can't find any tutorials to start play on this servers. Can i play here on pirate minecraft or only license, how to start Ultimate Fishing Rod Of Doom play here-_-I can't sign up to servers!

DAT GRAMMAR

 

[Ninetailefox92]

lately ive been getting- OMG I'm a huge fan of your maps can we team

-short pause- What map did you make?

lol.jpg

 

[Carz]

"HOW DO I KILL A PERSON"
I'm actually serious, someone has said this in chat once or twice before.

 

[hobo1955]

when a noob pooper asks me for "skype team"? Sometimes I accept and then backstab him while he's in a call. Does this make me an evil person? Either way his reaction is priceless

 

[gcb99]

"Guys!!111!!1111one11!!11! Press Alt + F4 for Full diamond armor / starter kit"

 

[Saza]

'GUYS I HAVE OVER 10000 POINTS ON EU TEAMS WITH ME PLS'

 

[RC_4777]

Noob: How do I gets off spectator
Me: You have to leave and join a lobby.
*a minute later*
Noob: How do I get off spectator
Me: .... You have to join a server in lobby.
*a few more minutes*
Noob: How do I get off spectator
I never spoke again.

Here is an interesting noob action. My sister played her first game of MCSG a while ago, and she teamed with some random guy. They went to the Parkour Tower on Breeze. My sister asked me for help, so I got up for her and told her where chests were. Meanwhile, her teammate kept falling until he killed himself >.>

 

[BritishShoop]

plz tem i fan