Noobiest noob quotes

[Vaangel]

Guy on the forums:
EVERYONE WHO HATE ON MAPS ON THE FORUMS JUST HATE BECAUSE THEY CANT WIN ON THOSE MAPS

Found that on the "Remove maps that stink thread"

 

[Pherrera]

Me: *Joins a lobby* Non Donor Person: OMG YOU JUST KICKED MY FRIEN I HATE U! WHY COULDN'T U KICK SOME 1 ELSE?!?!?

 

[hobo1955]

"hobo unban bajancanadian pliz"

 

[RC_4777]

*@captbuttertoast disguises as a normal player*
Capt: Can you op me
HalfSquirrel : yeah
*capt changes name to mod color again*
Capt: thanks!
Noobs: op pls

 

[zipp303]

team in cake room

 

[Coolman912]

I'm not joking, this is what happened, I have a screenshot somewhere.

Me: Nice hacks.

Him:wow nice hax i cant light fire

 

[Toast]

"CaptButterToast I thut u wre thatonetomahak for a sec"

 

[teovald]

I joined after being unbanned for the fourth time. What i saw in chat::

"Teovald you f#g hacker!!!!!! (some random iron donor noob)
"Tavolod sponsor all your points!"

 

[HalfSquirrel]

go eet ur mum

 

[Matt_The Dreamer]

go eet ur mum

No u

 

[Tacoface1234]

"Tacoface1234 hacks he cant win witout hax"

"If you believe I hack, please record and give the evidence to someone above my rank on the forums."

"Nah, I don't want to get on a mods bad side"

-_-

 

[Turnip]

"Omg Tulip (Exact spelling) u hack i couldnt hit u" ~The noob who was attacking while jumping backwards

"This is the best I've ever done!" *Goes into sg4 sewers* The person had a stone axe, a leather cap, and a yellow flower.

And of course, Joey Graceffa: *Hits person 3 times* *They eat 2 golden apples* *30 seconds later he hits them 2 more time* *Person kills him* "OMG HAX I HIT HIM 5 TIMES AND HE DIDNT DIE! STACY THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT (INSERT MULTIPLE SLURS AND PROFANITIES HERE) THIS GAME SUCKS. LAST EPISODE EVERRR!!!!!!!!!!"